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1: Germany?
2: Naw, that's Ohio.
1: Nepal?
2: Naw, that's Ohio.
1: The sun?
2: Naw, that's Ohi-
1: c o m e t h e f r i c c o n
2: Naw, that's Ohio.
1: Nepal?
2: Naw, that's Ohio.
1: The sun?
2: Naw, that's Ohi-
1: c o m e t h e f r i c c o n
by d u c k March 30, 2020
71
One of the fifty states in America. Here are some things you should know about Ohioan People:
1. We are all made of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.
1. We are all made of corn.
2. Fuck Michigan. Saying anything that makes Michigan sound decent will get you sent into one of our many dungeons.
3. If you're planning on traveling to Ohio, bring clothes for every type of weather. One day it could be 65 degrees and raining really hard, and then an hour later the temperature has dropped to -2 degrees and the sky barely has a single cloud.
4. Did I mention corn
5. Sometimes you can meet someone smart, and sometimes you'll run into a guy who is willing to sell his firstborn son for an iPhone 6.
by the biggest pp September 04, 2020
73
In my opinion (as a dweller of Ohio), Ohio is a fabulous state. Yes, our weather is crazy! But we can't help that. Also, with our weather it isn't always cold or hot. You get a mix. Also, just to clear up the confusion.... MICHIGAN SUCKS! We aren't a bunch of rednecks either. We don't have a "Smell." We have a smell like Michigan has a good football team.. :D In ohio we have one of the best zoos, Cosi, beautiful landscapes, great colleges, probably the friendliest people you will ever meet, great food, malls, wonderful parks, a AMAZING football team, King's Island, Cedar Point, and many different ethnic groups. Also, like others have said, if you soneone screams O-H, you better scream I-O right back! Ohio is also full of party people!
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
Person from Michigan: Ohio is going to be pwnd this year.
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
by AbbehhOhio :D May 24, 2011
76
Shaped like a heart, Ohio sits underneath Lake Erie. It is home to major cities that include Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland (the mistake on the lake), and mediocre cities that include Youngstown, Akron, and Dayton. It's been said that if you want to be in an up-and-coming NuMetal/Rap-Rock band, move to Youngstown. If you want to be in a shitty punk-cock-rock band, move to Cleveland. If you want to be in a sweet indie pop/rock band, move to Columbus. The most depressing of Ohio's landscap is west of Toledo, it's all flat, straight down to really anything west of Columbus. SE and NE are the most beautiful parts with amazing parks and beautiful rolling hills. Some of the most back-water hicks aren't even in WVA, they're from here. Bush-votin' NASCAR-watchin mullet-havin' hicks that do indeed go cowtipping. Wendy's started here. The statements about the weather changing on a dime: completely true. There have been some winters with only one snow--of five inches, but freezing rain for the most part, that finally kicked in during the early part of December. Spring starts in May, forget calendrical values of seasons, that's when it starts. People in the cities can't drive because they don't have to, with public transit. The people in the country can drive mainly because there's not transit, and the local-smoky cops are so bored that you get pulled over for pretty much anything. If you have out of state plates, make sure you check your license plate lights and that your muffler is working. The fuzz will let you know if they're not functioning properly. And just for future reference. Don't sleep with girls from East Palestine (NE), they all have chlamydia. Other than that, it's a diverse state full of every kind of person you could imagine. Yes, including smart people. And for the record. It's pronounced "Ahiuh" or "Ahia/Ohia". None of this "Oh-high-oh" bs.
person a: you from ahiuh? (Ohio)
person b: yeah, you?
person a: clevelun, you?
person b: clumbus
person a: a'ight
person b: yeah, you?
person a: clevelun, you?
person b: clumbus
person a: a'ight
by organizedchaos4 March 16, 2006