This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

turns on news "Ohio man steals $1200 worth of Swedish Fish from IKEA"

Meteorologist - "This weeks four day forecast. We have snow coming in across the lake on Monday, Heavy rain and cold weather on Tuesday, warmer temperatures and slight rain on Wednesday, and clear skies with sunshine all day on Thursday."
Me - "Oh, just a normal week in Ohio."

Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan

Person: Where are you from?
Ohioan : Corn

if you can acuratly predict ohio's weather you are either God himself, or Satan