Hall: Guys I totally went SOP on that ACU patterned N64. I was going so HIP, if I don't do nothin' imma ball. Total duffle bag boy.

Everyone else: Oh, cool.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Person 1: I'm so happy, I just unlocked this new gun!

Person 2: Oh, cool! I hope this family of yours dies. I hope they all go to hell because of what they did.

“Hey! I just got back from volleyball practice!”
“Oh, cool.”