I can't believe Tiffany has missed our last three social gatherings to hang out with her boyfriend. I am so offriended!
Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.
Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!
Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.
Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!
by WarrenGHarding192123 July 19, 2011
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Julian: Alexander is my friend.
Ernest: I know you two are close, so I don't want to offriend him; but he has a dreadful fashion sense.
Isabelle: No offrience, but your pal Penelope has rotten teeth.
Jean: None taken, we are not BFFs anymore anyway.
Ernest: I know you two are close, so I don't want to offriend him; but he has a dreadful fashion sense.
Isabelle: No offrience, but your pal Penelope has rotten teeth.
Jean: None taken, we are not BFFs anymore anyway.
by MarriedToTheMuffinMan January 13, 2011
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even though i didn't like patty in college, i would never offriend her.
i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.
i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.
by rossmart February 05, 2009
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Offriends are people with a common bond in offending people or correcting them sarcastically and enjoying each other doing it.
by Poojinky November 22, 2019
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