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50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words
guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..
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by poop de scoop June 10, 2018
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.
Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."
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