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A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.
Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."
by kinglimey July 23, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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