Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)