A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.
by G666 August 09, 2018
The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering September 29, 2010
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories February 01, 2012
An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020
I will send you a naked picture of me covered with digestives - that is obviously a rhetorical offer
by tobukata June 07, 2017
by Danny06m December 29, 2014
“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

