Urban Dictionary: Offered

A boy that is a male hoe. i.e he will sex any girl

by Aisha Da Nang One March 21, 2004

VERB: To present something for someone to accept or decline at their own free will.

NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.

VERB: "I have nothing to 'offer' you other than this money."

NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."

by leb199079 February 25, 2019

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Offering

When several members in a cam model's room (Goddess) tip one token continuously till her entire chat wall is filled with tips in order to win her affections.

We better make an offering to the Goddess Scarlett_Vera to make sure she stays happy!

by Eh_fuckoff January 07, 2019

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offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

by rok it science September 07, 2006

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offers

Meaning off of something. For example to stop taking drugs. Mainly used by South London 'yout'!

Nah man, im offers all dat stuff.

Nah bruv, i dont blaze no more, im offers all dat stuff.

by W Malker August 11, 2005

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bully offer

An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.

Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.

by infomillionaire December 03, 2009

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Vince Offer

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS

"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"

by BillyMays March 31, 2009

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