This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.
I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.
Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.
by zenfusion1992 May 01, 2009
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In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 24, 2010
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a female, who on some days you want to be on her and on other days you want to be off her
hey man, you bangin that girl over there?
It really depends, shes an onner-offer
by SteveSmith2009 April 08, 2009
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in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste
Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head
by foug January 11, 2005
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1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.
I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.
by Boardwalk Broad April 07, 2011
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