Noun:

The name given to those who are so easily offended by thoughts, opinions, speech, etc that don't align with their collective narrative. They are prone to contradict themselves in defense of the word "tolerance"; when outed on said contradictions, they resort to name calling and labeling.

Offendables usually suffer from the pyschiatric syndrome known as folie à plusieurs (see also "Mass Hysteria"), which stems from purposeful social isolation from critical thinking and open discussion.
"I just got called a 'Deplorable' again for bringing facts into a conversation."

"Ahh, you've been talking to the Offendables again, haven't you?"
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The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.
Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...
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An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.
Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.
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most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.
Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended
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To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.
People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.
by srxe2140 August 17, 2004
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I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now!
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The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told
My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.
by r!sk January 17, 2012
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