“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!

moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.

Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!

Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.