A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.
Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.
by tetrameth June 18, 2010
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When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
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Billiam: "I broke my leg last night"
Bicheal: "thats off baby, man"
by Querpp November 25, 2019
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