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fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
by M-HO March 10, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.
"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."
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according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO
I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....
by blthrskt December 24, 2005
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