October 30th:

You: Hey joe remember what day it is today..?
Joe: please no this is my dead grandmothers...

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

Gay : The definition of gay is to like the same gender.

October 30th: Should be a fun day for all except tylers.

Dang tyler, You’re gay!

Wow ty, you’re gay...

On October 30th you have to dress As a vsco girl/boy

October 30th is when u gotta give some head to somebody you know.

Kid: happy Halloween!
A random wife: Halloween’s tomorrow, today is October 30th stoopid
Kid: bye!!!!

Oh it’s October 30th !!! Time for some duck jokes