national throw your shortest best friend day

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they can’t hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat

international SHUT THE FUCK UP day. all types of annoying people should stfu so we can have a day in peace.

October 24th is national slap a football player day, find your closest football player and slap them right across the face

Either the best day or the worst day of your life. 1) YOU MIGHT GET ASKED OUT BY YOUR CRUSH 2) YOU MIGHT DIE BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS A MURDERER

October 24th is national give your crush a scrunchie day.