Boy Hug Girl Day.Boys if ur a true man you'll have the balls to hug a girl, girls will LOVE hugs from a guy trust me were pretty lonely. we want love and affection too (:
by MiNeCrAfT.GoD69 October 17, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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October 22nd also known as boy best friend day. So girls on this day be extra appreciative of the dumb and annoying stuff we complain about to these special people who are probably just waiting to get out of the friend zone.
On October 22nd she took him out of the friend zone.
by Hoodie girl October 14, 2019
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October 22nd : National Nut Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*The day after October 22nd*
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"
by Dick Slayer 39000 October 14, 2019
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It’s national kiss, hug and touch random people day. Go up to random people and be a fucking pervert for 24 hours
Damien: *Kisses Carl*
Carl: Yo what the fuck man!?!
Damien: Wdym? it’s October 22nd remember?
Carl: oh yeah sorry my bad
Damien: no homo tho
Carl: Yo what the fuck man!?!
Damien: Wdym? it’s October 22nd remember?
Carl: oh yeah sorry my bad
Damien: no homo tho
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by OhairEatsAir October 21, 2019
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October 22nd is confess something to your crush day! any guy or girl can hit up their crush and confess
yo bro, I’m gonna go tell Ashlyn I like her on October 22nd
wait bro really? through text??
yeah bro, she can’t come to the park later today so now is a good time.
alright bro, good luck. see you tomorrow
bye bro
bye
wait bro really? through text??
yeah bro, she can’t come to the park later today so now is a good time.
alright bro, good luck. see you tomorrow
bye bro
bye
by I’m better than your mom October 16, 2019
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by JoeMamasCumSock October 20, 2019
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