Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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National hang out with your crush day. Everyone needs to try to be with their crush that day more than anyone else.
Stay round your crush on October 17 !!
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by bubblesxx October 15, 2019
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October 17. Otherwise known as BROctoberfest is a holiday when bros gather with their fellow bros to slam natties, play cod, eat sandwiches and flat out chill all fuckin day. It is certainly the chillest holiday ever invented.
Bro #1-"Bro, what you doin for October 17?"

Bro #2-"Playin some lax, fuckin my slampiece, pounding some natties, and smokin a monster joint. Just like every year at broctoberfest"
by one-chill-mother_fucker January 01, 2012
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