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This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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National Indian Kid Awareness day. On this day give awareness to all the Indian kids at your school
Hey it’s October 22nd, High Five *insert Indian Kid name*

Hey Manroop I am aware of you today
by October 21, 2019
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national tøp forest fan fiction day where we celebrate josh’s c major lips, tyler growl teeth, sky blue hands and not existingness
“i’m feeling blue black” tyler yelped
“ack i’m T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D, it’s october 22nd”josh murmured
“you know what that means” tyler wispered
josh nodded slowly, “i’ll go get the lighter”
by miss believer October 20, 2020
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National scream PIZZA day!
Just go up to anyone on this day and scream pizza in their ear for no reason.
*you and a friend just walking down the hallway of your school* you: It’s October 22nd, PIZZA!
by Sksksks scrunchies October 21, 2019
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National day we’re girls give boys kisses and have to say who they like
Love is Given on October 22nd
by LoveIsInTheAir456 October 21, 2019
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National post nudes on your snapchat story day
Chad: yo bro it’s October 22nd the school thot is gonna post her nudes

Brad: yooo bet
by terrellHasASmallPenis69 October 21, 2019
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