Urban Dictionary: October 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

The day you have to confess to your crush that you like her.

Guy: Hey, I like you
Crush: ewwwww you disgusting shit bag

Crush: get away you dirty worm
Guy: but it's October 22nd
Crush: IDFC

by TheDoggoDude October 22, 2019

There is going to be mandatory vibe checks on October 22

by Herpesnothimpes October 21, 2019

National Mix it up day

A day SJW schools have to make you sit with the anime kids

Chad: Bro I heard it's mix it up day today

Brad: Yeah man let's skip lunch. Isn't it every October 22?

by benshapirocrimelab October 17, 2019

Joe threw a dildo at his friend, Jimmy. This means to just throw a dildo at someone or something. October 22 is throw a dildo day.

by PusSlayer69 October 19, 2019

October 22, is ask your crush out your crush day.!

It’s October 22 today “ima ask out Avery today. Ight”

by Alexcie sksks October 20, 2019

National stop posting urban dictionary dates they all fakes and are made up by some random kid on the internet

Rylie : omg it’s October 22 national kiss me who is ready
John: no one dumbass stop posting that shit is annoying with bad breath ass

by Daddysnapchatsksksk October 21, 2019