boy: babe i love you so much

girl: awe i love you too, but why’d you say that out of nowhere?

boy: it’s October 22

girl: you’re so cute!

“Hey dude it’s October 22.” He goes to ask his crush out.

She replies, “ew no you look like a musk rat.”

Today’s October 22 let me go slap Jessica’s ass today

Kid 1: It is October 22 today!
Kid 2: That means it is ear eating day! Let us chop up some ears!

Girl: it’s October 22 You know what that means
Boy:oh shit