The day fortnite died

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

The day Steve came out for Smash Bros.

If you were born on this day you are the most powerful being In the universe only those also born on October 13 can rival your power

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

The day of which all females wear only white clothes, then become drenched in water for all moments throughout the day. And remember, it’s also national grabass month. So don’t forget that either!

October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required