It's national no bra day

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

It's Jimin Day!

National show tiddy to your boyfriend 100% legit no scam day

The day fortnite shut down the servers for like more than 10 hours and we still don’t know if they coming back

My B-day, The day I hate the most cause I wish I never born

National Arson Day

Go and burn down a fucking building. Do it. Also strength in numbers, so bring friends to burn down City Hall.