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A place people move to for their dreams to die
Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...
by OcalaSucks February 14, 2016
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .
You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH
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by Jxson06 July 04, 2019
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If the world had a butt hole this would be it
Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest
by webdawg352 August 28, 2011
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boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.
moron: hey look we're in ocala!

very smart person: how fast can we leave
by beaversbeaversbeavers May 24, 2020
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Ocala...also known as slowcala.

Wanna go to the mall, which one? not a hard choice..we only have one...
How about the movies...I think we have two?
Anything else....Well there is easy street if ur 8 and zanzabar if you are over 21...inbetween that..mhm well good luck finding something to do

Ocala is waste of space between orlando and gainsville. They should have just skipped ocala and combined gainsville and orlando and just call it olanville. Forget the city inbetween.

Ocala is the horse capital of the world...Which means all we have to offer are horses, horse farms and old people that seem to like to retire in this town because nothing ever happens. And they can drive 30 miles and hour in a 50 and not get yelled at.

Ocala- If U dont move out of ocala as soon as you graduate high school, you will never get out. Ocala traps people.
ocala- shitty town for anyone in the teens and twenties
by FeverFavorFlea December 03, 2010
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A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do
What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING

Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
by cherestalb January 09, 2013
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