observative

A word mistaken used by people, where they actually mean observant.

"You aren't very observative"
"You mean I'm not very observant"

by HunkeyMonkey February 24, 2013

Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens November 11, 2007

Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 8, 2010

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 20, 2004

by I am erica oedibush September 30, 2003