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A person that is totally obsessed with asses.
That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.
by Jeff D July 16, 2005
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Constantly pondering how to grip some of the nicest ass around.
Girl with nice ass: That beastly GK from da boro is completely obsassed.

Girl who hangs out with (above) to look better by comparison: Yea i know hes totally checkin you out.
by Mista Noinchman February 09, 2008
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