1. A love-able donut who runs across the boards, spewing out random but somehow topic related statements, and has many Idols!

2. An alien, known as the original MAIAN, short, but crazy with no intention to take over the world.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.