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Someone who is sexually attracted to objects or makes porn of objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.
Joey is sexually attracted to Leafy from BFDI, making him an objectphile.
by luckytaaru December 10, 2020
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Someone who is in love with inanimate objects, this is most common in the Battle For Dream Island fandom and the OSC.
You are all a bunch of objectphiles, it’s just a fucking leaf, jeez.
by luckytaaru December 10, 2020
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