The perfect guy. He is funny, sweet, talented, crazy hot and has a big dick. When he acts like himself he’s silly and adorable. He is an amazing boyfriend and great kisser.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

to get completely wasted

an adjctive

German for upper and also for waiter.
English slang for overseer, greater, or a big hairy man-beast.

One who stalks others across internet sites

Bigfooted hairy one, known primarily for its loud mating calls, which have been known to travel across whole courtyards.