A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

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When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.

Oatmeal Effect - When two individuals get the same idea and share it at the same time, or when two individuals talk about the same topic at the same time without prior knowledge of synchronization.