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The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.
by Chuckie Finster January 27, 2004
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An entrenched politician that serves the elite.

A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."
Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."
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Someone who has skin that has the consistency of oatmeal. See also Charlie and day-old oatmeal.
by My Hibachi March 18, 2006
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