Oakville is my home and while I go to school with some of the richest kids in this town, not everyone is like that. I love the O.C. and the majority of my wardrobe is abercrombie, but I don't live on lakeshore, I live in clearview, oh I'm sorry "the heights". My mom drives a mini-van not a mercedes, through my friends parents, and some of my friends do. Everyone loves starbucks, it's not just an Oakville thing; and we have a serious drug problem here. I go to OT and some of the stereotypes are true, but not all of them. The only people who say chate are the popular guys in my class who think it's cool, it's not. People need to calm down about Oakville if you live here great, if you don't get over it.
Oakville kid: OMG I loveeeee being soooo rich!
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
by oakvillian January 17, 2013
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A town in Southern Ontario where all the upper class take their Mercedes Benz's to so they don't have to look out their window and see the filth that lives in Mississauga. Contrary to popular belief, no one in Oakville says 'chate' except for those who attend the high school Iriquois Ridge, which really isn't even a part of Oakville. The richest in Oakville go to Oakville Trafalgar High School and Appleby College, and the average student at these institutions can buy the average Mississauga house by the age of 9.
Mississauga Kid- Oakville is gay!
Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.
by Kyle S October 12, 2005
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A town in southern Ontario bordering Mississauga and Burlington. East Oakville is filled with rich people.

Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.
Maybe I'll move to Burlington, cos if I hear someone say "chate" ever again, the newspapers will have some grizzly news.

Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.
by Treebeard August 9, 2005
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A Southern town in Ontario...in which the Oakvillian's like to go to parties and chill with their friends. But of course, Mississaugan's and other cities love to make fun of Oakville for entertainment because they litterally have nothing else to do in their little ghettos. Some of the things one might hear about O-Town is: They're all rich, snobby people who get everything they want....well if we got what we wanted all the time, we wouldn't have jealous, welfare people beside us now would we? And OF COURSE we must not forget that everyone LOVES the OC....only 13 year olds like the OC...oh...and ambercrombie...no no...we all prefer gucci, prada, and especially louis vuittion....that was a joke...we shop at the same damn places as the rest of you! Garage...Bluenotes...etc...and if you come into oakville, sure you might see tons of Benz's and Lincoln's...but honestly...it's a friggin car!!!...it's not our fault if you people can only afford the toilets on wheels for transport!...but i guess that's our fault because it's not like we help ya'll with your welfare.....OOPS I GUESS WE DO!! oh..and another thing...NO ONE i mean NO ONE in O-Town says chate, that is the stupidest word my eyes have ever read! Oh...and i forgot...yes, to live in oakville, you usually need to be somewhat wealthy because the demand to live here is growing because it's COOL!, so ya, we can afford great houses with roofs that don't leak, and that arent infested with things that crawl...why? because our PARENTS bought the house...and didnt wanna be classified as poor people if they lived in mississauga....just stating the facts...but...Oakville..tons of stuff to do...hot people...and we've got some jealous haters who have nothing else to do in their boxes on the coners of streets...
Mississaugian:: You Jokevillians think you're SoOOOO rich...
Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would
Mississaugian:: F00! Why ya say dat?!?!
Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box!!!
Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon!
Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare
Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here!
Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?!?!?
by richbiatch August 16, 2005
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A bubble in the province of Ontario. Where rich kids have little to do so they turn to drugs and bush parties. Teens make up slang like CHATE and CRUNK so that they can use them in everyday situations and appear to be smarter and cooler. Kids tend to copy and almost 'reproduce' the lives of characters on popular tv shows. Oakville is a city where the rich get richer, and they call Kerr street the ghetto, (where really living there is probably nicer than alot of cities) Major Districts of Oakville are; Lakeshore - people who can afford to live in gigantic mansions that overlook the lake, Glen Abbey - the rich suberb/community where teens
get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here!
emo kid: My mom wouldn't give me the key to the ferari so i had to take the BMW to AMC. My 'rents are so CHATE! Bun life. My Oakville life is so unfair.
by Sargent Yolk August 10, 2007
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Oakville is a rich, mid-upper class town with a ghetto that is really lower-mid class...kerr street is a disgrace of a ghetto. just recently the head-shop closed down there, how sad.
One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.
Rich white house wife to landscaper: you, grunt, there are 5 leaves on my tennis court, clean them up, now.

Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture
Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house.

Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore.
Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.
by aski August 7, 2006
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Full of MIDDLE class people with a few upper class families thrown in the mix. Despite this fact, all or almost all citizens of Oakville consider themselves of the latter category, likely the result of some sort of superiority complex. The average house price in Oakville is approximately $300,000, comparable to the other suburbs of Toronto, with a few nice houses and rich families thrown in mostly along the lake. If you go to OT, you are not rich, otherwise you would go to Appleby, which is funny considering most kids at Appleby arn't even from Oakville! It's time for you people to grow up and realize there are richer people and bigger houses in many other areas of Ontario like Bridal Path in Toronto, or Southern Mississauga.
People in Oakville whose parents lease a 3-series BMW and live in a 2000 square foot bungalow built in the 1970's think they rich! Get over yourselves! Youre pathetic!
by Chezy November 23, 2005
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