Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees
by Little Oaf October 07, 2016
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A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.
by Schmark March 17, 2004
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A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".
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(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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A large, clumsy, dim-witted individual who tends to break things.
Tony: Oren sat on my lawn chair and it broke into a million pieces.

Nick: Damn! What an oaf!
by The O.T. December 16, 2010
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1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;

2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"

2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
by crazycloyster November 16, 2003
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Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
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