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ONS is an acronym indicating the common dating phenomenon One Night Stand. You can use the acronym ONS to indicate a person with whom you have had said One Night Stand.
You: "Uh-oh, guess who just walked in?"
Me: "Shit. Who?!"
You: "ONS"
Me: "Great... and I thought I'd never have to see him again."
by Roberta Pincer April 11, 2005
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ONS simply means one night stand.

Usually used by the male population.
Yeah me and that girl had a ons lastnight, she was awesome.
by ANT81 August 25, 2005
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This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.
Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!
by Shinshoryuken January 13, 2006
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