(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet
That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet
by namllrn April 29, 2004
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A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
by CADETpickles September 13, 2010
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A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 08, 2010
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n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003
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