(old man sexy) a man over the age of 40 who is extremely attractive

On my shit.

Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"

OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.

Oh my strawberries usually, used from valley girls who have to much time on their hands or preppies

Old Man Shaver, self explainitary really, and old perv who shave's people, or enjoys shaving

Short for 'Oh my Stump', referring to Patrick Stump, the lead singer in Fall out Boy.

Stands for old married Spirk (Spock/Kirk). A popular ship inspired by Star Trek the movie series (TMS). It is considered canon by many fans.

OMS is generally regarded with affection because:
1. It isn't about the attractiveness of the characters
2. TMS (the movie series) is brilliant (c'mon, they travel back in time to save whales)
3. The fanfics tend to be fluffy/comfort fics and may also incorporate many deeper or more serious topics.