by mamasitaaaa69 November 03, 2010
Official Monkey Spanker. This is a term given to large wankers. Often used as a reply to creepy people on anonymous chatting sites when faced with the question, "ASL?"
OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
OMS is a chronic disease that may sometimes be deadly. It is not a condition to be taken lightly.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD
You have disconnected.
Stranger: heyyyy babyyy asl?
You: oms?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: OSCAR-FLOYD
You have disconnected.
by Oscar-Floyd Kliewer-Fleming December 08, 2010
by sunshine89 June 06, 2009
by Captain fez April 03, 2005
Person 1: "OMS, I can't think of an example! But did you know I love Patrick Stump?!"
Person 2: "I figured that when you started saying 'Oh my Stump'"
Person 2: "I figured that when you started saying 'Oh my Stump'"
by EmmiezLovesFOB June 29, 2009
Stands for old married Spirk (Spock/Kirk). A popular ship inspired by Star Trek the movie series (TMS). It is considered canon by many fans.
OMS is generally regarded with affection because:
1. It isn't about the attractiveness of the characters
2. TMS (the movie series) is brilliant (c'mon, they travel back in time to save whales)
3. The fanfics tend to be fluffy/comfort fics and may also incorporate many deeper or more serious topics.
OMS is generally regarded with affection because:
1. It isn't about the attractiveness of the characters
2. TMS (the movie series) is brilliant (c'mon, they travel back in time to save whales)
3. The fanfics tend to be fluffy/comfort fics and may also incorporate many deeper or more serious topics.
via giphy
by that handle is already used :( November 21, 2020
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

