This replaces omg's g with a q. This is because of the proven existence of Qod, and is applicable when God has no place in a conversation.

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Oh My Quiñones

Generally has the same meaning as "omg" or "oh my god/gosh". omfqis also an acceptable form. Can be used positively (1) or negatively (2).

Originally used by the Seattle-area famous Elize Papineau, and has now spread all over the internets via AIM, LJ, myspace, etc.

"Oh My Quail"
Much like OMG, except it is used among quail lovers.

how dumb people spell "omg" (they mix up the "g" and the "q" because they look similar-ish)

A variation on the acronym "omg" (oh my god), used in the Massassi Temple chatroom when god was said to have no place in the chat.

Can mean "Oh my quaker" or "oh mad quack"