ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry
i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time
by Trey Davis March 16, 2005
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When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!
by KaitySoHot January 11, 2008
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You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.
When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet
by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008
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A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009
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When you make a very delicious breakfast with eggs, cheese, and lil smokies.
Phil is such a great cook, he always makes those Lil' Smokie Omlets. Yumm.<3
by Awesomeness. March 06, 2005
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a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.
mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...
by mleekd June 03, 2009
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