Oh My Eggs!

When a male is in a situation where it's so annoying that it's hurting his testicle. The term is inspired from the classic OMG

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

OH MY EVOLUTION. Similar in context as o.m.g., but this is the more accurate and progressive approach to describe a sudden emotional occurrence. First two words are the same, but evolution replaces god for obvious reasons.

The complete opposite of an "Emo" person. They are extemely optimistic and happy. Instead of killing themselves they enjoy killing others. They are popular for their conservative looks and will do anything to conform. They listen to emotionless music un-emotionally and enjoy playing up-to date video-game consoles. Other hobbies include having fun, hanging out with friends, meeting new people, having a sun shiny day!

Oh My Edward, an alternative for Oh My Carlisle, also known as OMC, or OMG. Edward refers to the inhumanly gorgeous Cullen vampire that is Bella's fiancée in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
Usable as well as "Oh My Emmett" (also from Twilight.)

OH MY EGGs. Similar in context as o.m.g. but this is the more accurate and progressive approach to describe a sudden emotional occurrence. First two words are the same, but eggs replaces god for obvious reasons.

Usually used to show frustration and disappointment

The number one in aztec language