Urban Dictionary: OLS

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OLS

Oh Lord Shrek

''OLS! Dylan just asked Rose out!"
"I just failed my math test..OLS!"

by daddyshrek April 18, 2016

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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"Our Lives Suck"

"Ughhhh, stupid homework"

"Uggghhh, stupid boys"

"ols bro."

by yeaaaaahp November 14, 2011

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Over Active Libido syndrome, when a persons sex drive is so powerful that when randomly aroused, the only way to calm down from their arousal is to release their pent up energy aka orgasm

"dude have u guy's seen jessica's rack?"
"did u guys say something about boobs?"
"yeah? oh crap dude forgot about ur over OLS"
"damn it now i gotta go masturbate"
"or get jessica to help u" XD

by JoeMamaInk December 17, 2010

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"On Line Sleeping" is falling asleep at the keyboard while online. Typically experienced by avid MMORPG players who are playing marathon sessions.

Zeus is online but won't answer my IM's. I think he may be OLS and need a GM to boot him off.

by Raavak Darkstorm September 13, 2010

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an overgrown human-mutt that has a severe lack in hygiene products. mostly find in denia at haifa, using a personal elevator.

wtf, ols just used his elevator to get from floor 1 to floor 2 on his house.

by Noam July 04, 2004

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