When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
by MoistAndThrobbing December 22, 2017
The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
by Tescodog August 21, 2019
The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018
by Superman1248 August 05, 2021