The ole Shazam: This refers to when your friend talks dat shit and ya need a cool name for the ass whoopage you're about to bestow upon them so thanklessly
Nick was talking shit about Jeremiah's old girl and people still talk about The ole Shazam that went down that night that Jeremiah handed out tickets for
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The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.
by SwordfishTrombone February 03, 2016
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the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt
by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
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the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
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With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
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Anything that has to do with somebody taking one thing, and changing it in some way.
"dude check out this box i made!"
"dude. more like DUMB you made! ... You see what i did thar?"
"Oh, i see. the ol' loopdy-doop."
by The Sandman141 November 17, 2009
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Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.
Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.
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