Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Something That Happened Yesterday.