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Obsessive Jonas Disorder. It is common among girls ages 5-17 years old, though there are several rare cases of girls in other age groups and even boys and men having the disorder. OJD was founded in 2005, when the band (the Jonas Brothers0 came to be. Symptoms include thinking about, commenting the Jonas Brothers (via Facebook and or Myspace), watching JB related Youtube videos, talking about, listening to, and being attracted to the Jonas Brothers non-stop. There is no known cure.
Ena: So, I went to the doctor today.
Gracie: Yeah, what'd he say?
Ena: I got diagnosed with OJD.
Gracie: Figures, you've been talking about Joe non-stop!
Gracie: Yeah, what'd he say?
Ena: I got diagnosed with OJD.
Gracie: Figures, you've been talking about Joe non-stop!
by gragragraciee December 31, 2007
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Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.
by atma505 October 06, 2018
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To describe a sporting event outcome. "Your team got OJ'd last night."
"Man that joke OJ'd the crowd last night at open mic night."
"Man that joke OJ'd the crowd last night at open mic night."
by IFIDIDIT November 17, 2006
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verb - when a girlfriend or wife convinces you to sex even though she knows that she not quite done with her period, thus causing the bed to look like O.J.'s crime scene after sex.
by jc epic January 27, 2009
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Ojd stands for obsessive jonas disorder. Not a rare dissorder! It is common in all girls(mostly ages 5-17). People with ojd tend to talk, walk, sleep, and eat all things jonas. They usully have many posters covering their walls and knows many facts about the Jonas Brothers. There is one cure for ojd....marry one of the Jonas Brothers.
by Arie&Tember June 12, 2008
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
Fans of the rock band Jonas Brothers have a tendency to eat, drink, breathe, talk, sleep, watch YouTube endlessly, about all things Jonas. They wait outside all night to attempt to buy concert tickets, or else pay horrendous scalper prices. They wait outside any place the Jonas Brothers might be making a appearance, such as at a TV show taping, or a mall appearance, even a cell-phone store appearance. Obsessed.
No known cure.
Fans of the rock band Jonas Brothers have a tendency to eat, drink, breathe, talk, sleep, watch YouTube endlessly, about all things Jonas. They wait outside all night to attempt to buy concert tickets, or else pay horrendous scalper prices. They wait outside any place the Jonas Brothers might be making a appearance, such as at a TV show taping, or a mall appearance, even a cell-phone store appearance. Obsessed.
No known cure.
Did you hear Kayleigh got tickets? OMJ, and last week she almost TOUCHED Joe at the mall! I would just die, they are SOOOO CUTE !!!!!! (sufferers themselves do not use the term "OJD")
by O'dissious January 24, 2008