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Stands for Oh Dear Baby Jesus. Usually used after you have witnessed something incredibly stupid, off the charts rediculous or something really fricken hilarious. Normally while saying ODBJ, you will be Shaking your head in disbelief.
ODBJ, why are there panties in the cat's water bowl. Odbj, where's my camera I'm at Walmart with a buncha clowns strollin the isles. ODBJ, just saw a chubby fella cruisin on a scooter with a cat in a basket, smhl.
by Dedster November 17, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018