The ozone is like a condom and global warming is herpies. Condoms protects us from herpies. YAY ozone!

O-Zone was a Moldovan band that was active from 1998 to 2005, and made songs such as Dragostea Din Tei, Numai Tu, and Despre Tine. The group was composed of Dan Bălan, Radu Sîrbu, and Arsenie Todiraş.

The boy group created by Dan Balan, who probably lays awake at night regretting his decision to dissolve the group in January 2005. Rumor has it that it was not an entirely a professional decision; rather, Mr. Balan was no longer amused by Arsenie Todiras, and threw him away like so much used Kleenex.

1) A layer of the stratosphere of earth that contains molecules of ozone, an allotrope of oxygen containing 3 atoms of oxygen. Its purpose is to protect us from ultraviolet sun rays.
2) A Romainian pop band, made famous by Gary Brolsma's webcam video of himself fearlessly dancing to a song now known as Numa Numa.

A popular band in Europe, specifically Muldova (a country located right next to Romania). Famous for the song 'Dragostea Din Tei' or as other people know it, the 'Numa Numa' song.

1) Something that nobody gives a fuck about.

2) A protective layer in the stratosphere that keeps warmth in, radiation out, and let's the ladies lay out in bikinis for more than five minutes without turning into beef jerky

The single most homosexual band in the world. Watch the video for Dragostea din tei if you don't understand exactly why this band simply must be gay. The music is great, but good god, how many fucking inuendos can you pack into a few minutes...