I loved hearing the "Oh! Oh! Oh!" auto-parts ads on TV... sounded like a pretty good deal to me! So I went to the nearest store and eagerly asked the female staffmembers if they wanted to share an O'Reilly orgasm with me, but all I received was assorted shocked indignation, and then I got kicked out of the store under threat of sexual-harassment charges... I don't get it... what gives???

“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”