A creepy pedophile man who disappears from school many times without giving notice. He also loves to eat honey and drink coffee. He is strange and hits on 7th grade girls.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.