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Any Irishman with the last name Nyhan is a glorified motherfucking sex god! His shlong is probably longer than a meterstick paired with melon-sized testicles. and he's able to pound back Pints of Guinness practically at the speed of light.
An Irish lass with the last name Nyhan is also probably a sex goddess as well. Chugging back gallons of Guinness is basically as easy as breathing for 'em. She's got great big lady balls. You definitely wouldn't want to pick a fight with her, as she could probably fight you while Irish dancing. You know to taunt you. And then she'd kick ya in the balls.
A Nyhan may not have the nicest singing voice, but that won't stop them from singing nonetheless. What they may lack in skill is made up for in emotion. Despite everything, a Nyhan is always fun to see perform, whether it be dancing, singing, fucking, drunken fighting, or just falling over.
An Irish lass with the last name Nyhan is also probably a sex goddess as well. Chugging back gallons of Guinness is basically as easy as breathing for 'em. She's got great big lady balls. You definitely wouldn't want to pick a fight with her, as she could probably fight you while Irish dancing. You know to taunt you. And then she'd kick ya in the balls.
A Nyhan may not have the nicest singing voice, but that won't stop them from singing nonetheless. What they may lack in skill is made up for in emotion. Despite everything, a Nyhan is always fun to see perform, whether it be dancing, singing, fucking, drunken fighting, or just falling over.
by Fugoffwngker June 06, 2020
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013