When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'
sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut
by c1icken January 09, 2018
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A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
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When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....
Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.
by The tiler January 30, 2019
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When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.
Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...
by DingoIna June 05, 2011
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Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate
Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"
by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009
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The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.
I had an ultra nut to that midget porn
by TheLittleNutThatCould March 13, 2017
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The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.
I had an ultra nut to that midget porn
by TheLittleNutThatCould March 13, 2017
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